baby laugh-a-lot

Scariest Commercial EVER

i want this.

but not the accompanying death wish that will inevitably come with it.

new joke.

So these old asshole white guys get together. And they're like, "Dog!" No, something scarier. Hmmm, Alligator! No, no one will believe it.... Ok, Lizard, it's smaller. No, no. Something else.... Hawk! Yes that's menacing, yes. But make it more common. Sparrow? No, now it's not scary at all. Chicken? Yes, they are dirty. It's better. What about just "Bird?" Ok, wait a minute, yes. Just Bird. That sounds pretty good. Put it together now.... Ok, Bird. Flu. Bird Flu. Yes, that will scare them! Now just get some random footage of chickens to put on CNN. Chickens always look like they could have the flu. Get a bunch of them together and they look like a filthy flu rave! That will SELL much more saline I MEAN flu shots! BIRD. That's a great name for this tangential harmless strand. We can probably get two or three years out of it. Track its progress. Tell them it's nearing epidemic, or even more (fucking useless word) pandemic! 7 people got it in Uraguay, 3 in London! It's getting close to real, people (stupid Americans). Get your vaccines, "git yer flu shat!" Oh no, 58 people have it world wide! There's a case in Iowa, oh fuck! It's pandemic! Don't tell anyone that 36,000 people die of regular flu every year in the US, emphasize the 58. It's growing.

Uh oh, no one is scared any more. SALES are down. Hmm, Frog? Rat? Pig? Close, but too dirty.... Swine ?


-Mick Napier, Artistic Director

Annoyance Theater

drunk has hard time getting more drunk

maybe he wasn't drunk, but whatever's wrong with this guy, i don't think a 12 pack's gonna help his cause, but what do i know.  it's like he had weights on his pony tail, holding him 'back'.

heads up, just turn the sound of, the music sucks and there's no other audio.

weekend

Had a GREAT time in Denver this weekend..........................................................

......................but felt like THIS on Monday:

sorry D-rock

drawn in front of a live studio audience

VIDEOGIOCO by Donato Sansone from Enrico Ascoli - Sound Design on Vimeo.

Hatland, your game's fucking with my bass line

and thanks again for using a nude man with a bike to suck 2 hours from my life

A morning filled with a hundred million suns...

see if this works...

fun little game that gets pretty tough at the end... needs flash


now i know we can post games. yay!

ps, if you want to disable sound, hit 'play' then the speaker icon in the lower right. sorry for being so intrusive.

angry cat

takeshi for ian

got piss?

I mean come on...

WARPS ARE FOR HARD CORE MUTHERFUCKERS!!

Now its time for a compare and contrast session

DISCUSS.

it works just fine